Kid's say the darndest things

The other day we were at Wendy's having lunch with Kiles dad. Destrie ordered a kid's meal with a hamburger. As we were eating, he says, "Why do they have to put meat on hamburgers?" I tell him, "Because that's just what it is." I then ask him, "How would you make a hamburger?" He says, "I would only put cheese and mustard on the bun."

Interesting. I'm pretty sure at that point it wouldn't be called a hamburger anymore.